Boy on Top

So, first day back at work. Train delayed by 5 minutes and no seats (therefor no lengthy diabtribe on the worth of sloth as no chance to sit and type), tills at Starbucks broken, so no necessary coffee (you'd think they'd be wise enough to offer it free), come in to find my printer has been stolen from my desk whilst away, there are at least 400 unread emails in my in basket, and in ten minutes I start a day of back to back meetings that stretch from now to 6pm.

Isn't work grand?